Name: Worst Flatmate Ever
Duration: P00H02M32S
Description: It's called that because I thought 'Sherlock Holmes, you're a dick' would be a rubbish title. I blame some people on tumblr for the overall existence of this.

Worst Flatmate Ever

by Bad Wolf on Baker Street

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It's called that because I thought 'Sherlock Holmes, you're a dick' would be a rubbish title. I blame some people on tumblr for the overall existence of this.

lyrics

It really wouldn't kill you
to do the shopping once in a while.
At least wash up your mug
after I've made you tea.

And no, it's absolutely
not okay
if you wear my pants
when you can't find yours.

CHORUS
Sherlock Holmes, you're a dick,
why do I even put up with you?
Sometimes you really make me sick,
but I also wanna... kiss you?

huh

Maybe you could stop
ruining my dates all the time.
You can just text me when you need
something from the supermarket.

There's no need to show up
in person every time.
It doesn't even matter where I go,
you always find me.

CHORUS
Sherlock Holmes, you're a dick,
why do I even put up with you?
Sometimes you really make me sick,
but also... kinda horny?

Bridge:
But that's only because
I never get anywhere with my dates
and because
I spend all my time
with you

But let's be honest
I like spending time with you.
I like you in general,
at least when I don't wanna punch you.

And yesterday I caught Molly
staring at your arse,
and even worse,
I caught myself doing the same.

CHORUS
Sherlock Holmes, you're a dick but I
wouldn't have you any other way.
Wait a second, what exactly
is going on here?

Sherlock Holmes, you've got a dick
and suddenly I'm interested in that.
Oh God, I think
you made me bi.

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released January 15, 2013

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German singer, songrwriter, pretending-to-be-a-pianist and fangirl. You'll find mostly fandom songs here.

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